It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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