what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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