Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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