worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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