your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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