ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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