no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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