The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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