Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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