I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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