Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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