i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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