he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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