how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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