Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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