I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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