I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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