dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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