They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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