I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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