sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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