is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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