How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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