I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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