She said her name was "party"
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you win again, gameday.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
