Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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