Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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