this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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