also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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