is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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