piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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