So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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