The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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