Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize
