We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
