i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
