Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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