We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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