Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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