Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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