So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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