finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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