Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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