turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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