They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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