After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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