Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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