Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
