Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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