You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
