yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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